guess what I had for tea tonight, clues, good for the heart,oily,smelly and dosen't grow in a garden,
further clue, they come in pairs and i once got some for christmas off a deaf aunt who asked me what i wanted, being well dragged up as i was and learned not to ask for anything expensive,plus the ipad had not been invented then so i asked for a pair of slippers,
Boil in the bag just ain't proper kippers though Tomp. Get thee sen down ter fishmongrels, n get sum real proper ones like.
Whenever I stay at the Isle of Man, I always indulge myself in a brace of slimy boiled-to-death-in-the-bag kippers for breakfast. I find the copious amount of added colouring and preservatives a far tastier option to traditional Manx kippers. Good choice tom.
My dad used to stink the house out every Sunday morning cooking kippers, it's a smell I have never liked or are ever likely too, so NO to kippers and that god for saken smell.
Tom could boil 'em up indoors then eat 'em in his shed but naaaah, stink the shed out with paraffin fumes first and then neck some chemically 'smoked' fish avec le toxins und carcinogens. Loverly.
C'mon <enough I know you're old enough to remember the old paraffin advert for pink paraffin, what youre not? oh perhaps I getting you mixed up with that thrudgie eastwest geezer, well anyrode the catch phrase was 'pink dont stink', well to be honest its like camping out, you know the pleasure you get from cooking jacket spuds on a campfire, its not just the suckulent potato not too well done or overcooked, its the whole adventure of playing bear grills insects n' all then going home and getting leathered with yer dads belt for getting your best skool uniform stinking of smoke, Eeeeeee, I never grew up me thaa kneeers I'm a 5 year old trapped inside a mid life crisis
yea chippie, fair point well put, lets call it an extended mid life crisis or a 3/4 life crisis or a last chance saloon crisis, I believe that in the latter years of your life you revert to your childhood, well i never realy left my childhood I just grew bigger, like the old saying, ' growing old is compulsory, growing up is not'
Eaten by millions of people yet one`s never been caught alive! I've had a few people going with that one over the years! Here's another one - Tom and Tappy are having Kippers for tea. Tom..."Give me one of your kippers tappy and then I'll have twice as many as you! Tappy "No tom, you give me one of yours then we'll both have the same"! How many kippers have we got in total? This puzzle as a 100% genuine answer. Tappy,
I dunno tappy, I never been any good at sums and joined up writing but I'll bet its got summet to do with pairs, kipper are like ladders they're always spoke of in pairs,
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