take her husband to a strip club for his birthday. They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin'?" His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before. "Oh, no," says Dave. "He's on my bowling team." When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser. His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says,"How did she know that you drink Budweiser?" "She's in the Ladies' Bowling League, honey. We share lanes with them." A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dave, and says "Hi Davey. Want your usual table dance, big boy?" Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club. Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. He tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it. She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every name in the book. The cabby turns his head and says, "Looks like you picked up a real b* tonight, Dave."
Well! That was a funny as a **** in a swimming pool.... Don't give up your day job D.A. As "judge advocate for all the peoples that want to overthrow the UK, and turn it into a microcosm of their homeland." You "door opener"..
...I was hoping the punchline from the taxi driver would be, "Hello, Brenda. Picked a right one tonight, eh?" Mr. HandyAndy - Really
Thing is, is his wife decides to take him to a strip club, this would sort of suggest that his wife already has a certain degree of "tolerance" towards him anyway so I don't really "get" why she gets so worked up about things later on. I mean, a wife taking her husband to a strip club, that's deffo not "normal" in my book.
LOL. Took me a second or two to work out that out, can't do that it would disappear. , bit like Chippie.
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