Over 700 got to meet him before their due time, must have caused a bit of a backlog at the pearly gates.
No, Ry. They are a herd of misguided, deluded souls. Which is even more tragic. Rest assured it had nothing to do with allah; there was a muslim cove on t'radio 4 this morn to clarify this. Allah gave us free will, so this was purely human error. There, that's that sorted then.