Bank transfer

If someone transferred a sum of money into my offshore bank account can the taxman trace it?

Just getting my bookwork up to date for the last 5 years and it appears my employer owes me £46k.
If he can trace it I might just write it off. A bit like what that bird Largarde in the IMF will be doing with the greeks shortly. LoL

 

I don't take my money to the laundry.
I do take the odd £10k check though to the bank and the nosey tellers ask where it comes from.
The IR did an investigation on my accounts once and they went back 5 years I think it was.
All for a few hundred quid because I missed a month whilst changing employers.

It would have taken the few hundred quid they shafted me for and more just to pay their administration costs.

And then they wonder why this country has a £1.7 trillion debt mountain.

I might never forget about it but that doesn't mean I'll ever get paid.
I might gift it too someone so it never taints my good name.


That was on the shawshank redemption on the roof scene where Dufresne saved Captain Hadley from being shafted by the IRS by advising him that he could gift a large sum too his wife.
There must be loopholes like that here.
Paulblackpool should know though he won't say.

 

There must be a lot of them that stupid because a lot of them get married. If you want children then I guess marriage ain't a bad idea.

 

My Dad married an ole krone a few years ago in his seventies. She's wealthy and treats him like cruella de ville treats her butler. Like schitt basically. And all because he's penniless now.
Her Will leaves nothing to my Dad even though he has been a dedicated husband to her for the last 10 years. (old school morals)
In fact he'll be effectively homeless if she passes before him.

The previous ole bird he was involved with shafted him for nearly £60k. Marriage? pffft

 

I spoke with my employer and he has agreed to sell off unwanted plant and machinery which will be for cash. And then drip feed the cash my way.
That way any tax payments will be avoided.

 

I'm not interested in her money or estate. She has sons and daughters who will be fighting over that from two pervious marriages.
I'm only interested in my Dads welfare.

Despite being married to a millionaire my Dad finds himself unable to afford winter fuel every year.
So he goes out into the stunning national park beside his home which is owned and run by the council and drills a hole in a large tree and injects poison deep into the core.
After a year or two the tree dies so my Dad rings up the council and informs them of the dangerous tree ready to fall. And offers to help with the clearing up of the timber.

So the council send out guys and chop the tree down and my Dad gets the wood free of charge and delivered unto his doorstep.

 

Just reading through my previous post I've just realised you couldn't make this stuff up. Incredible.