Chainsaws

agreed,

 

I'm worried about you Bacon! I think you need help I'm just not sure what kind of help.

 

He's been for help, they failed miserably so they sent him here, along with all the other Looney.

 

That's a valid point Phil,I must remember to go to my next appointment.

 

That's better now your talking sense, have you just taken your medication.

 

Don't take too many tablets though, otherwise you might end up making sense.

 

I think I could cope with anyone using a chainsaw so long as:
a) There's no eye contact with me
b) I'm not in the presence of someone with a history of murder
c) They share what ever pie they're eating

Do love me some pie, mmm, pie...

 

I always take my chainsaw to parties at people's houses because the pork and stilton pies are too tough to cut with a knife, but once I've cut through the crust the filling is quite chewable.
A chainsaw is a "must have" for any regular party goer, I recommend a petrol one with a long bar because they are powerful enough to cut any pie and particularly useful for cutting wedding cakes if there's no mains electric socket handy.

 

They can work, it just depends what you want them to do.

 

They aren't working for Bacon,or may be they are? Depends how you look at it.

 

Yes, that.