Does Santa really exist?

Only if he lets my 6 numbers drop tomorrow night..

 

If he does exist he must have lost all my letters.

 

Him and that tooth fairy. Two very unreliable characters.

 

once asked, whats the differance between.
santa clause, God, and a good scouser,

answer,
there is no such thing as a good scouser,

 

Him and that tooth fairy. Two very unreliable
characters.

That bloody tooth fairy he's got half mine and never left a penny

 

Of course he does, where else has my wages gone for all these years?

 

Perhaps you could send me the money he owes me, call it a oner for cash.

 

A oner, he still owes me flight deck from 1975!!!!!!!!

 

You're talking santa , I'm talking tooth fairy, you don't think he moonlights and does both jobs ?

 

nah the tooth fairy is a bird......................................... with big ti ts

 

We have different types of fairies down south.:O

 

so ive heard...................... and lots of them!
Of course up here in geordie land such things dont exist, we are all tough guys and even go out drinking in t-shirts when it's snowing!

 

We're soft down south, I've just had me cocoa and I'm off to bed now, night night

 

it's quarter past ten man, i'm gonna have 12 cans of special brew, sit up till 6am, have a 5h ite and go to work!!!!

 

Him and that tooth fairy. Two very unreliable
characters.


3 If you include God..

 

Eh, that's nothing. I'm gonna drink 45 bottles of Russian Stout followed by 25 litres of Babycham. I haven't had a 5h ite for two weeks and I have to walk 200 miles to work where I don't get paid.

 

dunno about that, god has managed to arrange one of the best pi 55 ups of the year!

 

"I haven't had a 5h ite for two weeks and I have to walk 200 miles to work where I don't get paid."
yeah but we have it tough up here, i used to live in a paper bag in the middle of the road and me and family had to suck on a damp cloth if we were thirsty!

 

"I haven't had a 5h ite for two weeks and I have to
walk 200 miles to work where I don't get paid."
yeah but we have it tough up here, i used to live in
a paper bag in the middle of the road and me and
family had to suck on a damp cloth if we were thirsty!



Tell that to the kids of today and they won't believe you..