Funny Car Stickers

I'm not drunk, just dodging potholes.

 

It's 'brake'... (Morning, Crow )

But, anyways, the very funniest car sticker I have ever seen ever is this one:

 

Maybe he means any car tail gating will be eligible for a full (free) structural integrity test?

 

Maybe I'm thick as bottom chocolate but I don't get it.

 

(It's the ischy symbol or summat (can't remember t'spelling). It shows your allegiance to Christianity. Y'know, typical Christian - a bit loony and proud...)

 

But that's funny in a sort intellectual kind of way, rather than "funny" in a seaside postcard kind of way? Indeed, one could argue that it is so nonpareil as to not be relevant to this thread. Could one not?

 

"My other wife is a Porshe".

Or something

 

Mr DA,
Is it really a problem if somebody believes in God,do you actually take pleasure in disrespecting the faith they hold. I do understand the evidence but still understand the variety of reasons that people would want to believe in a particular faith.
You appear to be an educated person by the number of corrections you point out to people, but surely you understand that even though society allows the freedom of speech, sometimes it is far nicer to respect other peoples views or or respond in a manner that does not cause offense.

 

Don't you get bludy clever with me.

I can't cope...

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/like/1209...ICEP3.0.0-L&ff14=122&viphx=1&ops=true&ff13=80 I prefer this one.

 

RD1. I agree absolutely.

I'm chust having a joke there. That Col defused with aplomb...

And I do not - you'll be glad to hear - go around telling people I'm an atheist and 'believers' are loons.

Instead, I wait for 'them' to announce themselves - and then they are fair game.

Anyone who places a 'fish' on their car or house is a twit. I have never said that to their face, tho' - 'cos that would be rude. If they ever - and some have - begin an point of discussion from their religious pov tho', then I do, very gladly, engage. Gently at first, just to see how disillusioned they are; if they are 'nice' gentle believers, like most Anglicans tend to be, then I go easy.

If they show any hint of piousness or arrogance or smugness due to their belief, however, (eg. if they are RC or worse...) I do for the jugular.

 

There now, that's all sorted then.

 

Must be Friday by now eh?

 

Maybe she jumped