I wanna be cool...

I fear we will never be as cool as no4, that kids got it.

 

not as cool as I was on friday, I changed a lead stop tap on a live main, there was no way of turning the water off or freezing it, I was layed down and stretched under the plinth of the kitchen units, I've not had as much fun as that since i give up smoking

 

Job for a youngster...

 

thats the truth KIAB but there's never one about when you need one, and they've probably more sense than to try that anyway, I was't the first plumber she called, I was the only one daft enough to attempt such a thing, I don't know whether i should be proud or ashamed of that,

 

Did you get wet TomP?

 

Tom, there's no fool like an old fool.

 

WET?? soaked, I did't notice during the struggle the kitchen floor had about 2 inches of water on it and i was face down on my tummy, when I'd got the new tap on turned off the water I stood up and was wringing wet through, I went in the back yard and stripped of wrang out my shirt,pants and socks, then went home for a change of clothes while the lady of the house mopped upthe kitchen floor, tell me if you've ever had fun like that and got paid for it,

 

Was the lady of the house "wet" as well Tom after seeing you strip off in t'garden......................
Was it like the Diet Coke Break ad ..........................

 

more of a Horlicks ad.

 

what are you guys like hey? I'm hardly a pin up guy and that cold water makes things shrink, plus she was busy with the mop and bucket , after I returned the floor was completely dry, she'd worked hard with that mop and bucket,

 

Tom, you are definitely old school, how many would attempt such madness, sorry highly skilled plumbing at its best.

 

thanks Phil and Mr Devs, She did't tell me how many refused the job, just that no one else wanted it, Oh and she gave me a £20 tip as well, you don't get that often, well at least I don't.

 

£20 tip for gettin ur kit off??

 

you've got me finkin' here nigel, maybe i'm in the wrong job, what does a male stripper expect to earn a year?

 

what a top job by Tomp!