Ignoring threads.

Your far to posh, most people slash their wrists, but you slice your.

 

Look, that sort of detail doesn't matter - slash/slice/whatevs - I'm lying here bleedin' to death. My vision is going, I'm light-headed, noting matters any more. Nothing.



For KRYUST'S SAKES, Man - it's "YOU'RE"

 

It's NOTHING.

 

That's excused...he's dyeing!

 

DYING.

Or is he changing colour.

 

BARSTEWARD!

 

Just chequing Mr P

 

You in a bank.?? Cheque Queuing.

 

Prob enough now...getting board

 

18mm 1200 x 2400. ??????

 

I thought you were plastered.

 

Not tonight Mr P, but I am getting plastered tomorrow, or at least a wall is...hopefully!

 

Are you "tie-dyed" if you hang yourself?

 

No, your just dead.

 

Or to be precise .......

1220 x 2440mm ......... (sorry)

 

Ewe tell him Dave!!

 

Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a quay and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
It's rare lea ever wrong.

Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
It's letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.

 

I was ignoring this thread but happen to see the bit about DA slashing his wrists and got interested any pictures

 

That's the last straw - it WAS only a cry for help before, but now I'm actually going to THINK about it.


There, I've thought about it.

 

Is screwfix peter going to make this happen?