Is anyone still in touch with

I think you'll find that no-one is in touch with you.

 

Mr Diaz - a master of quick wit and repartee and an absolute blast on the after dinner circuit.

 

In fairness to DA, I'm not DA but chust how to prove it to you I've no idea.

 

Chust?

 

It was meant to be a clue and prove that I'm not DA. If you enter it into the search box you'll see just how many times DA uses it. I suppose it was worth a try. Mr Diaz isn't convinced though.

 

I thought that was quite funny, but that's because I know that you aren't DA.

I'm DA. (cue "I'm Spartacus" moment).

 

I'm not DA, and nor is my wife! (Life of Brian)

 

There can be only one.

 

I couldn't have said it better myself.

 

Of course you couldn't. I'm you!

 

Anyhoo, folks, I can assure you that DIAZ is not deserved of any time spent on him.