Anyone got some poems to share? The theme this year is water water everywhere,very appropriate for today Here is my effort for this year. "Water is leaking under my sink Please make haste, no time to blink. Soon I'll have a flood then my cupboard will no longer be any good! Ah,madam the leak's on the waste good job I got here in haste. Screwfix will have the parts to sort this out. Of that there can be no doubt".