Anyone got some poems to share? The theme this year is water water everywhere,very appropriate for today Here is my effort for this year. "Water is leaking under my sink Please make haste, no time to blink. Soon I'll have a flood then my cupboard will no longer be any good! Ah,madam the leak's on the waste good job I got here in haste. Screwfix will have the parts to sort this out. Of that there can be no doubt".
"Water's leaking from my shower, Tomp said he be here within the hour, I waited and waited, twas all in vain Tomp were tekkin photo's down Asda again."
ah mr crowsfoot, a challange you have brought I've only just got in from work, so can't give it much thought, but i'll come back later on tha knows when't cyber friends are here. but i need my tea before I try and hopefully a beer ,
the new forum is coming soon and I hope its for the best the last time they updated it they made a bloody mess I lost my name and password, i never got it back, if it happens again this time I'll give um all the sack, I had to start from nought again, and worked my way back up now my posts are in the thousands though I know there is no cup, I buys me stuff from screwfix cos they've a shop near me but if the forum buggers up again I'll want some stuff for free, I like that peter screwfix, and alex too's no mug but katie sounds a pushy lass though i would't mind a hug, so good luck with the venture I'm sure you'll get it right, and dont forget my entry in the new van draw tonight,
" I saw a lass down Asda, parked in't disabled space, an when she got out of er car it my red blood race. She walked right into Asda there's **** all wrong wi er She ad a Gucci handbag an er coat were made of fur. I waited till she'd done er shoppin an got me camera out some snaps I started poppin to show the law she'd flout I posted one on Screwfix. not expectin flak till Sean of Ork, he came along and got right up me back Young Sean I think he's single. I'm sure he's on is own coz he asked me for her number so he could get her on his phone I've passed er number on to him and now he's pleased as punch he told me just the other day he'd asked her out to lunch.
yes seanie is a loner he wants a lass to love but his temperments none happy so he asked the lord above, sweet lord will you help me to get a lass like tom's jesus took his hand, and hung him by the thumbs now swing a bit, and lossen up you wicked little man, of give a few good tips, of your own, before you get a ban, again
I need to go the plumber said The customer was a mile ahead Why need you go my plumber man To leave my sink in your plumbers van I'm off to Screwfix the worker cried And went to leave and just outside The lady ran and loudly cried Forget Miss Fix, come back inside.
the poems day is closing soon and most of them are read, and as its getting late at night I'm going off to bed, me beer is gone, i've supped it dry I'll need some more tommorow and as me funds have gone, I'm going't have to borrow, so if you can please spare a thought for a plumber who is broke, and bring a tin of beer, or else a class of coke, si thee morn neet
You'll have to try them payday loans although they're rather dear, because tomorrows Friday and I know you like yer beer. I've heard they charge a fortune if you should need a loan. but if you canna pay it back they're bound to have a moan My missus says she's givin up drinkin in October I'm gonna support her in this but I'm only gonna Actsober Well our Tomp, it's gettin late I need my beauty sleep I'm gonna dream of't 70's when beer was really cheap I've tried all the forums includin donuts and the rest but keep comin back to Screwfix cause we know it's just the best. Ah'll si thee.
I woke up this morning with a runny nose, tha kneeers and a sore throat, for which I took a losenge then fifteen minutes later, I was talking on the phone which happens to be on orange,
I was shooting at some ducks one day but they was out of range so i had an early lunch that day. an apple and a blood orange,
I had a citrus orchard, that grew a lovely orange Next to a fern filled grove, that had a lot of sporange
I once was told, a foreign joke About an egg with an orange yolk The rabbit in his warren jeers With his funny coloured orange ears.