I personally something like; "Ok, you pesky rapscallion, you. I'd like you to consider how your method of delivering instructions - whilst obviously well-intentioned - might be misconstrued by some as being, shall we say, a tad overly-assertive?" Delivered from Chippie's towering height, with a quivering handlebar moustache gently brushing your nose and the odd bit of spittle coming from between his sneering lips, I think ought to work. (I'm on very best behaviour when on Chip's threads...)
Nope. I think maybe Pete has told him off and put him in the naughty corner Hope he comes back!!!! Wouldn't want to lose him I think that chippy chops is just a bit misunderstood and someone picked on him the other day on here! I saw it!! Did you?
I'd forgotten I'd written this. The result was he walked off for 5 days, I got sent home for the day and we haven't talked since, at some point we are going to have to as we are the only chippies at the company but I suspect he won't try to tell me what to do again. Obviously Peter banned me for a week. Fair goes.
He does still have his stupid beady eyes and they are unsexually molested, much like the rest of his bandy legged body, and next week I will try to build bridges and actually talk to him.
Yup. Peter has got his all seeing eye on me. He seems oblivious to the fact that I've bought 9 million deck screws from him There's 4.5 million in a box... right?
I got into the lift with a rather fit nurse and (as the lift was going up) said to her "Can I smell your ****y?" She turned around to me and told me " No, you can't" So I replied,, "Ahh well, it must be your feet."
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