Mr Sean of Ork

can't say that I'd noticed, I have him on ignore,

 

I have everyone on ignore, except me cos I seem to be the only one that torx screwdrivers.

 

I torx a load o twoddle but its in a northern accent with undertones of cathlicisum partriousum so nobody knows what I'm sayin' like, only last week mrs plum asked if anyone on screwfix would like any of her old dressess, I said " I don't give a frock"

 

Tom that sort of talk will get you a Dressing down.

 

promises promises

 

Absolutely no promises, don't Skirt around your problems

 

Two plagiarists thieving your material.


A pair of nickers

Mr. HandyAndy - Really

 

Let's hope they don't get into a Tights spot.

 

I hope he hasn't been banned! He and many others have been a great help to me since joining the forum.
Come back soon!
Best
Fats

 

I geddit, 'Best' as in 'Best dress'.
Very clever, I likey.

 

I wouldn't worry about Sean he's probably off on the yacht shooting haggis.

 

good chance that hurricane berther blew his windmill over and he's no leccy to work his puter,

 

I'm sure he generates his own electricity from gas extracted from the products of his own ........

 

He'll be back.

 

I hope...

 

Think you're all wrong. He's hired a JCB to dig a 10 cubic metre hole lined with lead to take the condensate from his boiler ( at least 10 metres from the footings) and he's fallen in.

 

or maybe he went for a drive in his 1987 landrover that runs on chip fat and could't find a chip fat station to fill it up to get home

 

Now Now let's just enjoy it while it lasts