The Daily Snigger

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I could have done with that yesterday as I watched the golf.

 

It is odd, but I think they are worried about the potential storms, I suppose they want everybody to get there round over asap.

 

"Charisma..."

A quality aimed repeatedly at Mcllroy. Eh? Why? 'Cos he is supposedly 'good looking'? (In a very punchable way - I would never tire...)

Even if he was, these are two quite distinct characteristics.

So it must be because, um, er - nope, I'm stumped.

Charisma ma botty.

 

I suppose he's off your charisma card list then, eh?

 

What's wrong with our Rory, he's a lovely young good looking man.

 

They compliment one another perfectly.

 

Are there any wealthy, successful, Scottish sports folk?

 

Ok, ok, ok, - I do like that biking cove. He's cool.

 

Chris Boardman ?? He was born at Hoylake (scene of Rory's great win) so he's not exactly Scottish (but he might well have cycled there on holiday, although I much prefer to drive there)

 

Up yer bum.