The things you do

Discussion in 'Just Talk' started by Ryluer, Jun 6, 2015.

  1. Ryluer

    Ryluer Well-Known Member

    Was at a loose end once and went to a night club.
    As girls always seemed an alien species to me and the bar my best friend I got talking to this stranger bloke who fancied himself as a hit with the girls.

    He said lets take a walk around the floor and he would show me a few tips on how to pull a fit bird, so we did and part way round sure enough he pulled this stunning blonde in front of me and started kissing her. He then said something smart. Big mistake. Can't remember what it was.
    So I decked him with a punch. Just seemed appropriate. Guess he didn't know what he was dealing with.
    Some ****holes around.
    What do you think?
     
    Last edited: Jun 6, 2015
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  2. Ryluer

    Ryluer Well-Known Member

    The question is did this bloke have it coming or was he just unlucky enough to fall in with some unhinged hick from the sticks? [​IMG]
     
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  3. tom.plum

    tom.plum Screwfix Select

    are you one of those men who get banned from B+Q for knocking out people who ask, " are you looking for decking" :eek:
     
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  4. Phil the Paver

    Phil the Paver Screwfix Select

    Guess you got jealous that he dumped you for a bird. :D:D:D, that or he said "your round".
     
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  5. chippie244

    chippie244 Super Member

    Have you thought about seeking medical help for your problem?
     
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  6. Mr. Handyandy

    Mr. Handyandy Screwfix Select


    He probably said, "Now it's your turn to try it, ugly. Good luck, you'll need it."
     
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  7. joinerjohn1

    joinerjohn1 Screwfix Select


    Was ya getting jealous then. ????????? ;);)
     
  8. PaulBlackpool

    PaulBlackpool Screwfix Select

    I
    Is that a rhetorical question Ryluer?
    Anyway I have " liked" your posts as you haven't had many in seven years.:):):)
     
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  9. Ryluer

    Ryluer Well-Known Member

    Jealously must be a terrible thing. Thank God I'm not afflicted by it.
    When I see some bloke losing his marbles over some blonde I just think "fool". Only an idiot would get married to one.
    When they hanged 22 year old Thomas C Dula he was innocent. Blind love and a woman scorned was the cause of his early demise.

    How many of you have left women in a scorned state?
     
  10. PaulBlackpool

    PaulBlackpool Screwfix Select

    Is it just blondes you would not get married to or women in general?
    I have been married twice both time to blondes.
    I have been with my present wife over 30 years and never regretted a single second.
    If everyone thought like you the human race would shortly end.
     
  11. Mr. Handyandy

    Mr. Handyandy Screwfix Select


    Or the sales of brunette hair dye would rocket!!!


    Mr. HandyAndy - Really
     
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  12. Ryluer

    Ryluer Well-Known Member

    My da married a gold digger blond 10 years ago. His life has been a misery since.
    The one good thing about the human race dyeing out is that the gold diggers dye out too.
    If the sun explodes everyone will just curl up and dye.
    When she pops her clogs she intends leaving him skint. And I mean skint.
    So much for "whats mine is yours" and vice versa.

    I know this because my da had a sneak into her handbag and read her will unbeknown to her.
     
    Last edited: Jun 7, 2015
  13. Ryluer

    Ryluer Well-Known Member

    Forgot to say she's a millionaire who owns several properties which she rents out.
     
  14. malkie129

    malkie129 Screwfix Select

    WTF?...I just can't follow this thread. o_O
     
  15. PaulBlackpool

    PaulBlackpool Screwfix Select

    There is such a thing as D-I -V-O-R-C-E as Dolly Parton sings:-

     
  16. PaulBlackpool

    PaulBlackpool Screwfix Select

    Its another Ryluer insanity. Just go along with it. It can be fun!:)
     
  17. Ryluer

    Ryluer Well-Known Member

    How can I be insane when its you married the blonds? I'll bet the first one left you skint. [​IMG]
     
  18. joinerjohn1

    joinerjohn1 Screwfix Select

    My partner is blonde and we're getting married in August. (perhaps I'll tell her to dye her hair brunette instead)
     
  19. PaulBlackpool

    PaulBlackpool Screwfix Select

    Not that bad. How the hell did you come up with Thomas C Dula? He died in 1868! I have heard of " Hang down your head Tom Dooley but did not know his real name. This is a nice recording.
     
  20. Ryluer

    Ryluer Well-Known Member

    Don't do it. You've still time to back out.
    Marriage is for mugs.
     

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