Missus was making a sandwich t'other day, and she sneezed right into it. I said, " I can't believe it. Snot butter!"
I thought this would only be a short bread, I mean thread. There's been more posts than a bakers dozen.
In this thread by Welshdragon Flateric's joke brought puns by the wagon Have all the jokes been done and said And is this story now 'brown-bread'? Mr. HandyAndy - Really
Tsk, have you folks got muffin butter to do than try and sandwich your own pittaful puns into this roti thread, so da never ends? It's making me really grissini - you all deserve 20 lavashes and to be sent to the injera ward. So why don't you all chust focaccia off. (Yes, Google is my friend... )
Perhaps, it might be butter to advise the parrots to stop eating them all A bit cheesy< I know *Gets coat*