Toms top tips from than award :-)

You suprise me all the time by just how stupid you are.
The producer asked me if I wanted to be in it but I told him he would be very disappointed, I know my wife is

 

couldnt they have given you a small part it would be fitting dont you think

 

I've already been given a small part, that was the joke, whereas you must have got 2 * because you couldn't have got that stupid just playing with 1

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you are just plain stupid full stop why dont you grow up now that you are nearly retired

 

stop making a * of your self

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and get a life why dont you

 

I've been meaning to sort out the topic title for a while, typical, a chippie sorting out Loz's shoddy handywork

 

Sorry, was somebody saying something?

 

"finished of a TV series then built 2 sets for a porn film they were filming in HD for some reason..."


Got any 'cuts' that you can stick up?

 

your boring by

 

Cowboy, they didn't start filming till I had finished. They're supposed to be going straight to internet so I can't understand why it's being filmed in HD and who takes that that much interest in the backgrounds anyway.
Not that I've watchedc much porn or owt

 

Nah, you wouldn't have a lot of time, too busy playing pool in your bedroom :^O

 

or pocket billiards
Good night.

 

"But the 'pros' on here will NEVER acknowledge that..."

I know that; it's entertaining.
I stick up one post,they spend the next 10 pages wibbling and shreiking because it suggests they are incompetent. They disagree with the BS, ASHRAE, CIBSE, CDA, etc.? It's the first time most of them have had an opportunity to read a BS.

"Onetap, citing the tube/pipe argument was, er, a bit
misguided?"

No, the bloke's a tool. You pick up hints about people from the terms they use, state of their tools and, especially, their workmanship. Calling a copper tube a 'pipe' is just one small giveaway which may suggest someone is a plank.

And guess what? He is a plank.

 

For someone who bleats on about the correct terminology he sure has a nasty habit of er em being a hypocrite.......


The outer pipe is a serrated duct

use pre-insulted PEX pipe


The theory is that the steam will rise up the single pipe


cold feed connects to the hot pipes


resistance in the pipe that

He goes on.......

The other one is a mechanical (muppet) engineer

 

".......fitters regularly test their pipe work to 30 bar and above with ofn.
And it's often carried out in supermarket floors in
the vicinity of people out shopping.

What would you suggest rent boy?
A hydraulic test?"

The best thing would be if you trotted off to your local reference library where you could look up the industry approved Codes of Practice, codes that are written by panels of experts, who know far more about their subject than you or I do; The BS and ENs, HSE GS series, etc.. Then you could form your own opinion.

For your example, on testing refrigerant systems, you might want to look up EN 378, Refrigerating systems and heat pumps — Safety and environmental requirements — Part 2: Design, construction, testing, marking and documentation.

From memory, I think you'd want section 9 on strength testing, clause 9.2.2.

You'll never guess what clause 9.2.2 says.

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Just had to beat my wife for saying "Is that a pipe in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?".

That'll teach her

 

The best thing would be if you trotted off to your local reference library where you could look up the industry approved Codes of Practice, codes that are written by panels of experts, who know far more about their subject than you or I do; The BS and ENs, HSE GS series, etc.. Then you could form your own opinion.

No son, unlike you we have a life, we don't spend our time in a library or sitting outside the Skool gates abusing ourself at the sight of the Skool boys!!

 

No, the bloke's a tool. You pick up hints about people from the terms they use, state of their tools and, especially, their workmanship. Calling a copper tube a 'pipe' is just one small giveaway which may suggest someone is a plank.

You can call it whatever you like but the fact remains that copper at normal temperatures will not explode and fragment sending shards of material in all directions. Work hardened or not, it is far too ductile. If you could use your brain to actually think with, instead of just endlessly quoting british standards you may realise this.....plank