the mrs has stopped talking to me again over something trivial, does anyone else have this problem? It was all because I didn't open the car door for her, ok ok I admit it I panicked and just swam to the surface
Tell me about it. Mine got upset when I smacked her in the face with 9 litres of grain. It turns out that wasn't what she meant when she asked for a peck on the cheek.
Think it is an age thing with women,.........took my wife out yesterday, quite fortunate really only took one punch!
Women ehh.. The Mother in Law turned up on our doorstep last night at 20 to 12. She said,, "I've had enough of that rat of a husband, so I've left him." "Can I stay here?" I told her,, "You can stay there just as long as you like.",,, shut the door and locked it.
I said to my missus, "How many times have I told you not to go out without me?" Then I looked at her two black eyes and remembered. Twice!
And the age of chivalry certainly is dead. I held the door open for a woman for what seemed to be ages. Did she thank me? No, she stood up, pulled up her jeans, flushed the toilet.....and slapped me!
A little old lady in front of me at the cashpoint asked me to help her check her balance, so I pushed her over, jeez, I was only trying to help!.
You blokes need to learn some gentlemanly conduct. I love to pamper my missus after she's had a long hard day at the office. I get her to text me as she's leaving so I can get the hot tap running, swirl around the foam and bubbles, timing everything perfectly so the moment she walks through the door the dishes are piled up ready for her.