Apparently we're all sorted so mrs joiner tells me. I'll need to stop early on xmas eve to get her something nice to open. Mind you I bought her a new car two weeks ago so maybe some floor mats?
I've bought my mrs a pair of tights, I've threaded them in a bottle of vodka and added a note, the note reads,, its never the present that makes it so pleasant but the spirit what its given in,,,
Sorry about the typo, Gets! should have read Guys! Seems I can't edit the title Now tights that disappoints me Tom! Stockings and suspenders if I had the choice, the chap who invented tights deserves to be hung from a pair in my view!
Matchbox isn't far wrong, its one of the smallest cars iv'e ever been in. Been kidding her on that I could put it in the back of the van and take it a run