Did a search on SF for 'toilet cistern' or summat, and this came up: http://www.screwfix.com/p/franke-in...-inlet-stainless-steel-700-x-700-x-32mm/69212 Which is quite topical, 'cos I'd recently been reading this: http://www.theguardian.com/lifeands...g-giulia-enders-squatting?CMP=EMCNEWEML6619I2 Don't mock - this is serious stuff. You need to keep your (expletive deleted) in good working order for the whole of your life.
And in the counties wot practice the 'squat', very very little incidence of piles and other nasties... At the very least, get a small foot-stool to raise yer feet off the ground when ye sit. (Nearly misspelt 'sit' there...) You know it makes sense...
and dont forget the Jonh Wayne toilet paper won't work on this type of toilet, ( a voice comes from somewhere), why's that, because its ruff and tuff and won't take any ' schhh you know what' from injuns,
What beats me is how 80 year old grannies use those things, most western people need all kinds of aids just to get on and off the toilet!
Because 'squatting' sounds well gay, innit. And the loons in NI believe that is the cause of earthquakes and other silly things. Edited due to unsuitable language
Squatting is the natural position for all animals to do their business. Sitting for a * is the cause of many of the bowl problems we humans can suffer with. (A brickie called Fred told me this one lunchtime over 30 years ago)!!!! Tappy Edited due to unsuitable language
Yes, that Thomas Crapper got a lot to an for. Yes I know we've been sitting well before his time, just wondered if Crapper gets edited.
Hi I have edited a number of posts on this thread due to Forum members using alternative words to bypass the profanity filter. Any attempts to use language to bypass these filters is treated exactly the same as using the word it's self. Peter
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