Well I neffer...

Shush everyone! Playground supervisor is coming over again, ha ha DA you're it! Can't catch me!

 

I think I heard that at school 50 years ago!

 

No it does not work. It just leaves spocks of **** on your behind

 

When I was in Austria in 1997 the toilet pans had a dry flat bottom where the tur*d rested before flushing.
Presumably so you could poke it with a stick for worms or summat. Things have mebbe moved on since then.