The England football team visited an orphanage in Brazil today. "Its heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope." said Jose aged 6.
Q: What's the difference between England football team and a tea bag? A: The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
A seven year old boy was at the centre of a courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with the child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible. The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the England Football team, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.
I gave the missus £50 and told her to blugger off out whilst the football's on. "I won't need that much." she said... I told her "You will,, It's on until the 13th of July."
Well judging by the quality of the matches so far, I can't see England scoring a goal let alone winning anything. I can't understand why we can't enter as "Great Britain" and have the best players from England, Scotland, Wales and N Ireland. England is too small to be able to get 11 world class players. diymostthings