Spam won't work ya fool. Them Liverpudlian seagulls will have it away in a matter of minutes (unless the Scousers get there first)
If you dislike Mondays, why not call Monday Friday? Then you have twice as many Fridays and no Mondays. Win, win.
I once had a new Rover car, it must have been a Friday car because the rear suspension collapsed on the M5 due to a locating bolt being fitted without being tightened up or no nut fitted. It was supposed to have a nyloc not on it but British Leyland were short of money so it may have had a plain nut or maybe the assembler couldn't be bothered to reach for a nyloc as he was going home ASAP.