There's all two people on this forum that couldn't understand my straight forward answer and you're one of them, the other will follow I'm sure, with some other stupid reply.
Accountants automatically assume that their clients are interested in avoiding tax. I assume that’s what interests most of their clients (why sell what people don’t wish to buy?). But even if you don’t want to buy loopholes, they want to sell. I had to make it very clear to mine, using short unambiguous words, that I valued being able to sleep at night more than their illusionary tax savings. They think I’m an idiot. They may be right, but I’m an idiot who sleeps well. I’m not trying to make out that I’m some sort of tax-paying martyr - mainly it’s that I think tax accountants are full of carp. The word loophole originally meant an arrow slit from which people were targeted and killed. It’s not a happy word, is it? Do you mind telling us what the “clever” scheme was? I’ll understand if you don’t.
A little unfair. Da knows I’m not as impressed by bootlicker as bootleg liquor. I couldn’t quite get that pun to work. Let me know if you can improve upon it.
Oh Farage a men hardly rich enough to benefit much from a Tax haven even though he did set one up on the IoM, you know that really famous offshore tax haven. Now find someone who really is prominent.
A rum show, but you did hop to it with a stout attempt. Let us foster camaraderie and all be buds. That’d be stellar.
Unless you're DA & Jack, then it's a Doom Bar. Now where's Brandy Andy gone, is he a temporary Spirit in the sky.
Don’t grouse about the teachers. Let not the dimple leave your cheek, he’s not shipped out, he’s walkers ‘bout.
Oh, you recognised the initials. So you knew about him? Bit still don't know the others. Mr F not prominent enough? Oh really! Now, answer the questions, stop swerving
DA & Jack keep trying to give me the Red Label or is that the full on Black Label, I Cognac understand their gill feeling towards me, after all I've only gin me or are they just Vodka be kidding me.