Weird house feature

Discussion in 'Just Talk' started by sospan, Dec 1, 2018.

  1. sospan

    sospan Screwfix Select

    I get lots of emails from the local estate agents offering properties. It always quite interesting looking at the properties even though I am not going to purchase. Occasionally throws up some quirks like this one:

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    A really off putting feature on the front of the house.
     
  2. Pollowick

    Pollowick Screwfix Select

    Yes, that porch/canopy is really awful!
     
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  3. KIAB

    KIAB Super Member

    Naff!

    Move/leave window onto end wall, you could then build a decent porch.
     
  4. sospan

    sospan Screwfix Select

    Looks like the architect got his design from a bird house and then thought against leaving a hole in the hole wall. I bet the guys doing the render on the outside really loved doing that banding in whatever finish that was. Doesn't even help directing the rain away from the house
     
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  5. KIAB

    KIAB Super Member

    Perfect for a clock face that white circle,sadly not on pc to photoshop.:(

    Didn't even finish render properly left side by hanging bracket.
     
    Last edited: Dec 1, 2018
  6. Mike83

    Mike83 Screwfix Select

    Regarding the render. It’s 2 different walls giving it that effect.
    Small illusion
     
  7. Harry Stottle

    Harry Stottle Screwfix Select

    Architects have a lot to answer for. I'm surprised the developer found someone to buy it in the first place.
     
  8. Odd Bodkin

    Odd Bodkin Active Member

    "If you build it, they will buy." ;)
     
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