'Gunboats' = flippant reply designed to avoid giving an honest one. And, no, I stopped laughing at pics of folk face-palming a long time ago. Sorry.
Good for you - can I watch? When you've come out of hospital, would you care to answer my two wee Qs please as I did yours?
That was the answer you were dreaming of, expecting, salivating over, and yet you didn't recieve it. Hard luck, my friend. A face palm does not imply laughter. It's an expression of disbelief, a shaking of the head in absolute astonishment that points out a foolishly ignorant comment someone (usually chopstick) has made.
It's ok, IIR and Longsie - I was slightly hopeful, but really expected nothing different. The ex-Messiah will be very disappointed in you both.
Do spare us the banalities, DA. I know your lackeys lap it up, but, howay man, it is becoming rather tiresome to everyone else.
'Banalities' = 'perfectly straight-forward and perfectly valid questions which are relevant to this topic and easy to answer'. No wonder you struggle. It requires honesty. You did notice that I answered IIR's questions, didn't you? Even tho' they were only planted as a swerve. What are you lot like.