I know not what to say to this except I've come to realise this forum is full of jokers who really haven't got a clue.
Bet you had a girlfriend in Australia that no-one ever met A mini motorbike that no-one ever saw and were the best milk monitor ever.
Message to Diyloser, As you believe we are all amateurs and chancers who post on here I assume hopefully correctly that you will not be seeking any further advice?
You have a strange imagination that can only come from being a deliberate trouble maker as borne out be your posts, most of which have no relevance to anything remotely building based. All in all a waste of space.
Isn't that a chippie244 line.? Are you one.? As being obbsessed, not in the slightest, i really couldn't give a !!! About you and your childish behaviour.
Why have they shown you to be what you really are. ??? Superhod, now there's someone who knew how to work.