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That's really bad, I'd hate to live in Stevenage.

You need to format your hard drive old son, It was working for me.

Oh awlriiiight, I'll swap my Golliwog (guitarist) badge and Edwd V111 tenner (FDC) for a boxed Mamod Traction Engine, the type that runs on meths, not those girlie-blousey fuel tablets.

"..............do you think we could do with a swapshop forum on here.........." Naaaaaah, be sensible.

Sounds a great place, I'm outta here.

"I just can't see people plugging their kettle in a socket on the beachfront." Blimey, you know all the youthunisms, iiinnit. "And what about those who live further inland?" It'll prolly spread inland un'all.

Look, I'll be 138 in 2050, petrol will prolly be 7 quid a gallon and gayness'll prolly be rife in Brighton so who gives one.

2050? Like I'm bovvered.

Don't forget the fishnet stockings and hedgehog entrails.

Go away now.

Naaaah, just myself.

Yeah, I faked a fart.

My missus gave me a fraudulent yank this morning, which was nice.

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