Recent content by Clark Kent

Seriously guys 5 minutes. Then you haven't really looked? Clark Kent

Anyone? Its dark at the mo. :( Check all your light switches, if the connections are sound (make sure you've not screwed into the insulation). Failing this start to check the light fittings, in particular where the wiring from the fuseboard goes to first (you may well have to check...

Must fly JP, Clark Kent

Anyone for a Club Soda? Clark Kent

The Pearly Gates 40 Gypsies arrive at the Pearly Gates in their Transit vans and caravans. St Peter goes into the gatehouse and phones up God, saying 'I've got 40 travellers here. Can I let them in?' God says 'We are over quota on gypsies. Go out and tell them to choose between them...

Only an Aussie man can make you feel like a woman! A plane passed through a severe storm. The turbulence was awful, and things went from bad to worse when one wing was struck by lightning. One woman lost it completely. She stood up in the front of the plane and screamed, 'I'm too...

trevmai, that sounds a walk too far. Clark Kent

Well I was interested where it was wrong! It does sound like you are intending to spur off a spur. Only 1 allowed unless you fuse the whole lot. Clark Kent

Thankyou No2 Clark Kent

It must of been a very early start. Clark Kent

Hello No 2... Clark Kent

You too JP, I sense a disaster........ Must Fly.... Clark Kent

I presume you are talking about the 1st Tomb Raider JP? The sequel was awfully bad. Clark Kent

Concur JP, a favourite of mine, the sequel to Predator, wasn't too bad. (The 1st Rambo was really awful) Clark Kent

I thought the 1st Rambo movie was far too violent. Clark Kent