Trucker went in to a ***** house, throws 500 notes on the table and demanded The ugliest old pro in the house and a couple of burnt bacon sarnies. The Madam said "look for that amount of money you can have a 4course meal and 2 girls all night". The trucker replied "I'm not hungry just homesick
I don't get it Nor did he! It turned out that the ugliest pro WAS his missus. :O (and FOOLman's girlfriend) Mr. HandyAndy - really
wwwdot Have you thought about taking it Professional like telling these unfunny jokes I hear the beeb are looking for more sitcom writers