My firm, buxom 16yr old wifey makes a nice trifle but sadly, it goes a tad mushy after the first helping. I don't mind having sloppy seconds but all that sticky mess dripping over the floor gets the staffies waaay too excited.
a slice or two o warbertons medium sliced bread will mop up any spillage from a babies yed ( pudding ), try and keep up wilt toe.