'Fess up.

Discussion in 'Just Talk' started by Macbeth, Oct 16, 2009.

  1. audi-evo

    audi-evo Active Member

    then i shall die happy before all of my liberies are taken away by "those who know better"
    I shall die at 150mph wearing no seatbelt, smoking a big cigar and a half empty bottle of jd by my side while texting on my mobile phone and deciding weather to set the satnav for heaven or hell!!!!!!!
    :)
    (actually i dont drink and drive .......or phone/text and drive)
     
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    then i shall die happy before all of my liberies are taken away.......

    Blimey dear! How many books do you have?


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  3. Mr GrimNasty

    Mr GrimNasty Active Member

    Tsk tsk. We haven't all had <u>your</u> heducation.
     
  4. Mr GrimNasty

    Mr GrimNasty Active Member

    .....no please don't beat me again black nun superior!
     
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    heducation.

    I'll have you know, Mr Grimkandysweetie, that I'm self- educated.

    My teacher was a blooming idiot......

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  6. Macbeth

    Macbeth New Member

    Let's start with stopping the smoking, a-e. Then we'll clamp down on the excessive drinking. Going out with your mates at t'weekends is def a no-no.

    And then you'll be as interesting to know as me.
     
  7. Thats not my name

    Thats not my name New Member

    I gave up smoking on Wed night about 11pm is the last time i had one,cold turkey, and its fooooooooooooooooking weird, felt better after one day but then started to feel like ****.
    Im not going out in the eve but the whisky bottle is getting battered.
    Audi set another date and stick to it, dont try cutting down it does not work and is more torturous, i tried it.
    GOOD LUCK.
     
  8. Macbeth

    Macbeth New Member

    Wise words.

    "...the whisky bottle is getting battered.
     
  9. Mr GrimNasty

    Mr GrimNasty Active Member

    Wife's next in line.
     
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    And then it's the kids.....
    And then the Social Service Stasi step in with their usual clumsy aliteration and your whole world falls apart. Then you have do do community service and your children are taken into 'care', where they'll be 'cared for'......


    Don't risk it, pal......
     
  11. The Trician

    The Trician New Member

    Fess up - Macbeth - aka D/A is a former member of the Goldenbridge Clergy in Dublin........
     
  12. Thats not my name

    Thats not my name New Member

    Lol

    There is no place for violence at home, it should be in the Supermarket!.
    How i didnt slap the guy who pushed pass me by the green beans, will be one of life's mysteries.Of course retribution was had, as i did the same to him, and his wife by the fish counter.

    Excuse the nonsense i am tripping out this morning.
     
  13. Macbeth

    Macbeth New Member

    I like. :)
     

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