Jokes for the b/hill boys

Discussion in 'Just Talk' started by IPsquinty, Apr 23, 2010.

  1. IPsquinty

    IPsquinty New Member

    Wife and husband have bought condoms with different flavours.
    - Darling, I will turn off the light, put one on and you guess the flavour.
    As soon as he turns off the light, she takes it in the mouth and says:
    - Gorgonzola!
    - Wait, it is not on yet.

    While making love, he says:
    - Darling, let's do 68!
    - 68??? What's that?
    - You do it to me and I'll owe you one.
     
  2. Mr GrimNasty

    Mr GrimNasty Active Member

    The laughter really must be echoing around the Burgess Hills.
     
  3. Blimey.

    Blimey. New Member

    Oh come on, there the funniest jokes ever posted here, there, on a different thread.
     
  4. ÜÜ­

    ÜÜ­ New Member

    I know a great joke but I can't remember the funny bit. It came somewhere near the end I think. It's about two blokes going into a pub or summink. No, wait, it was two nuns going into a department store and one says something funny like erm... cor now what was it. Anyway, the other bloke says, no, the other NUN says something back that makes the first bloke/nun say something back. Now what was it.

    Anyway, it was right hilarious like.
     
  5. Blimey.

    Blimey. New Member

    Yes, I've heard it loads of times but you forgot to mention the lady wearing a burveilka.
     
  6. Blimey.

    Blimey. New Member

    I'm 4 today.
     
  7. ÜÜ­

    ÜÜ­ New Member

    I'm 4 2 day 2
     
  8. DUCKY07

    DUCKY07 New Member

    "happy birthday boys"..are you having a party later with cakes and balloons and stuff,hope i am welcome ??
     
  9. DUCKY07

    DUCKY07 New Member

  10. Blimey.

    Blimey. New Member

    Grow up.
     
  11. DUCKY07

    DUCKY07 New Member

  12. Mr GrimNasty

    Mr GrimNasty Active Member

    .....able?

    Nah.
     

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