Wife and husband have bought condoms with different flavours. - Darling, I will turn off the light, put one on and you guess the flavour. As soon as he turns off the light, she takes it in the mouth and says: - Gorgonzola! - Wait, it is not on yet. While making love, he says: - Darling, let's do 68! - 68??? What's that? - You do it to me and I'll owe you one.
I know a great joke but I can't remember the funny bit. It came somewhere near the end I think. It's about two blokes going into a pub or summink. No, wait, it was two nuns going into a department store and one says something funny like erm... cor now what was it. Anyway, the other bloke says, no, the other NUN says something back that makes the first bloke/nun say something back. Now what was it. Anyway, it was right hilarious like.
"happy birthday boys"..are you having a party later with cakes and balloons and stuff,hope i am welcome ??