Need a chat up line.

Discussion in 'Just Talk' started by Chuck Wanoff, Apr 29, 2010.

  1. Dick Puller

    Dick Puller New Member

    Or the old faithfull;
    ''You don't sweat much for a fat bird''
     
  2. Use the chat up line I used to snare my lovely wife.


    "Hey you, nice tooth
     
  3. Avenged Sevenfold

    Avenged Sevenfold New Member

    to be honest women hate chat up lines... if you do use one make sure its one that makes them feel lower.. say something like "Your the 2nd prettiest women in this place" she will be offended but she'll respect you... and never never never buy a women a drink, women see it as weakness, even if they do smile and say thanks
     
  4. Mr GrimNasty

    Mr GrimNasty Active Member

    Enough of the small talk. How much do you charge for a good hard *.

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  5. Blimey.

    Blimey. New Member

    £4, why?
     
  6. changeme36400

    changeme36400 New Member

    I'll do it for £3.50
     
  7. changeme36400

    changeme36400 New Member

    and I'll give you a reseet.
     
  8. DUCKY07

    DUCKY07 New Member

    What is a good hard *?
     
  9. changeme36400

    changeme36400 New Member

    it'e when you ram yer womb ferret up 'er
     
  10. changeme36400

    changeme36400 New Member

    It'e?

    Blimey

    Fact
     
  11. Blimey.

    Blimey. New Member

    Stop using my name in vein.
     
  12. unphased

    unphased Screwfix Select

    I've bought some meat for Sunday would like like to come and help me serve it.
     
  13. Mr GrimNasty

    Mr GrimNasty Active Member

    Is that beef and can it be fashioned into curtains?
     
  14. Stoday

    Stoday New Member

    Just say "How about a *?"

    Nine women out of ten will smack you in the gob, but the tenth...

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  15. Wedgee

    Wedgee New Member

    me face'll be leavin' in quarter of an hour
    I'd like you to be on it
    :)
     

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