FRIDAY THE THIRTEENETH

Discussion in 'Just Talk' started by Team of 99, Aug 13, 2010.

  1. Team of 99

    Team of 99 New Member

    It has not been too bad, so far.

    I hope the same applies for you.


     
  2. Team of 99

    Team of 99 New Member

    or should it be:

    :^O

    ?
     
  3. Team of 99

    Team of 99 New Member

    NOOOOOOOOoooooooooo

    it should be:

     
  4. Team of 99

    Team of 99 New Member

    Got it right that time!
     
  5. The thirteeneth eh?

    I hopeth it all goes welleth.

    eejit
     
  6. gordon bennett

    gordon bennett New Member

    Friday the 13th,
    Dont make me laugh,cut myself shaving this morning in a hurry to get to work.

    Van broke down on the way,called out a mechanic who fixed it in about an hour.

    Got to the job the homeowner has only gone to work and forgotten to leave the key,and couldnt get him on his mobile.

    On the way back home i got a speeding ticket,thats another £80.00 then down the drain.

    Got back home opened the door and the dog came charging down the hall and bit me on the leg.

    And to cap it all my wife has run off with my best mate and i am really ****** off.

    Me and my mate were going fishing over the weekend.
     
  7. Mr GrimNasty

    Mr GrimNasty Active Member

    I just popped out for a slash. Seem to have mislaid my hockey mask.
     
  8. palavaman

    palavaman Well-Known Member

    So Gordon, ur friend has now gone fishing with your wife & left you on your own?
     
  9. gordon bennett

    gordon bennett New Member

    So Gordon, ur friend has now gone fishing with your
    wife & left you on your own?



    No its worst than that,they have only taken the tent and my sleeping bag.

    I am really annoyed with my mate,how could he do that to me.

    I was really looking forward to going fishing.
     
  10. What about your poor mate though, that fishy stink all over his bits and bobs.
     
  11. gordon bennett

    gordon bennett New Member

    Yes serves him right.


    I mean i have to but, him
     
  12. Yeah well that,made sense,
     
  13. Eric Tupperwear

    Eric Tupperwear New Member

    I think he meant , he has to, but him.
     
  14. Yeah, well, that, made, sense.
     
  15. Eric Tupperwear

    Eric Tupperwear New Member

    Happy to be of assistance.
     
  16. gordon bennett

    gordon bennett New Member

    Just noticed



    Thanks Eric.
     

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