(1) Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. (2) Any man who brings a camera to a stag night may be legally killed and eaten by his friends. (3) Moaning about the brand of free beer in a mate's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable. (4) In the mini-bus, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest (5) Unless you're in prison, never fight naked. (6) If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see anything. (7) A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight. (8) Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing i.e., both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need. I hope this clears up any confusion..........
Obviously Handrew still chats up and photographs his men whilst full of cheap beer, naked, toting an umbrella, in the prison' bogs. No change there then.
Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth? Goodness gracious........