The International Council of Man Laws.

Discussion in 'Just Talk' started by Sir Jim, Dec 29, 2012.

  1. Sir Jim

    Sir Jim New Member

    (1) Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
    (2) Any man who brings a camera to a stag night may be legally killed and eaten by his friends.
    (3) Moaning about the brand of free beer in a mate's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.
    (4)  In the mini-bus, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest
    (5) Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.
    (6)  If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see anything.
    (7)  A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight.
    (8)  Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing i.e., both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need.



         I hope this clears up any confusion..........
     
  2. Mr. Handyandy

    Mr. Handyandy Screwfix Select

  3. Littlehamptonchap

    Littlehamptonchap New Member

    Obviously Handrew still chats up and photographs his men whilst full of cheap beer, naked, toting an umbrella, in the prison' bogs.

    No change there then.
     
  4. Sir Jim

    Sir Jim New Member

    Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?


      Goodness gracious........
     
  5. Mr. Handyandy

    Mr. Handyandy Screwfix Select

    At least I can say I deserve oxygen.
     
  6. Sir Jim

    Sir Jim New Member

    We'll get along fine as soon as you realize I'm God.
     
  7. doG

    doG Guest

    Golfballs trying nudity bear is champion oh brolly penguin.
     
  8. joinerjohn1

    joinerjohn1 Screwfix Select

    I'll have a pint of whatever doG has been on.
     
  9. doG

    doG Guest

    Don't plenty flare budget escargots yes oooh yesss mmmmmm stiton dryliner lorry goblet.
     
  10. Mr. Handyandy

    Mr. Handyandy Screwfix Select

    "Large portion of tripe for jj, please!
     
  11. doG

    doG Guest

    Only tripe cheats snowmobile of candy cow in Trumpton of mill knocker dales.
     

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