Sparkies to blame again

Discussion in 'Electricians' Talk' started by Comlec, Apr 18, 2019.

  1. Comlec

    Comlec Screwfix Select

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  2. wiggy

    wiggy Screwfix Select

    Standard.
     
  3. chippie244

    chippie244 Super Member

    I guessed it was a plumber using a blowtorch to light his Gitanes.
     
  4. Comlec

    Comlec Screwfix Select

    Yup, usually the roofers are top of the suspects list.
     
  5. Heat

    Heat Screwfix Select

    If some person actually was responsible for starting the fire, they won’t admit it.
    I did guess it was some trades discarded cigarette.
    Total lack of evidence now, so blame the Sparks. :)
    I suppose we can’t tell the French it was an act of God.
     
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  6. WillyEckerslike

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    A good reason to hasten our departure from the EU before they expect every member to cough up towards the repair.
    I haven't seen Winston Wolf riding to the rescue so I don't think they were with Direct Line!
     
  7. robertpstubbs

    robertpstubbs Screwfix Select

    Jumping to conclusions. It could have been Gauloises.
     
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  8. chippie244

    chippie244 Super Member

    I couldn't remember how to spell Gauloises :)
     
  9. Sparkielev

    Sparkielev Screwfix Select

    That's Peter Beardsley homeless now
     
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  10. Severntrent

    Severntrent Screwfix Select

    I've got a hunch its was Quasimodo burning his toast
     
  11. masterdiy

    masterdiy Screwfix Select

    One eye witness says he's not sure who started the fire......but he has a hunch.
     
  12. masterdiy

    masterdiy Screwfix Select

    A Fire brigade spokesmen said, They would of got here quicker...But they didn't hear the bells.
     
  13. spinlondon

    spinlondon Screwfix Select

    Could have been a Disque Bleu.
     
  14. dinkydo

    dinkydo Screwfix Select

    Definitely a sparkie probably the same one that did Windsor Castle :)
     
  15. spinlondon

    spinlondon Screwfix Select

    I think it was a plastic CU that caused it.
     
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  16. robertpstubbs

    robertpstubbs Screwfix Select

    A frite pan fire?
     
  17. robertpstubbs

    robertpstubbs Screwfix Select

    Were there friars in the Cathedral?
     
  18. goldenboy

    goldenboy Super Member

    Hope they baguette the culprit.
     
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  19. Muzungu

    Muzungu Screwfix Select

    These two cathedral enthusiasts are looking glum. upload_2019-4-19_11-9-53.png
     
  20. spinlondon

    spinlondon Screwfix Select

    Apparently someone attempted to enter a Cathederal in New York with 4 gallons of petrol.
     

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