I NEED HELP...SERIOUS HELP!

Discussion in 'Builders' Talk' started by T.T, Jan 22, 2008.

  1. T.T

    T.T New Member

    ITS MY MUMS BIRTHDAY SOON AND I WANT TO WRITE A POEM IN HER CARD AS I HAVE DONE SINCE I WAS SMALL, PLEASE HELP ME TO DO THIS I DONT CARE IF ITS NASTY, RUDE OR NICE JUST SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME?????THANKS PEOPLE LV YA ALWAYS!XX
     
  2. ­

    ­ New Member

    How about:

    Mum you know I work for the HSE
    I'm very obsessed about our safety
    I have tattooed 'May contain nuts'
    Over each *
    And 'Choking Hazard' along
    The length of my *

    [Edited by: admin8]
     
  3. kaintheo

    kaintheo New Member

  4. Brummie Taffy

    Brummie Taffy New Member

    How about:

    Mum you know I work for the HSE
    I'm very obsessed about our safety
    I have tattooed 'May contain nuts'
    Over each *
    And 'Choking Hazard' along
    The length of my *

    [Edited by: admin8]

    Tidy!
     
  5. ­

    ­ New Member

    Hey admin, you spoiled my poem
     
  6. T.T

    T.T New Member

    thank u 4 ur replies ill use them all so keep them coming please? thank u T.T xx
     
  7. Lonnie Donegan

    Lonnie Donegan New Member

    Intelligent English translation.
    Thank you for your replies, ( that's called a comma )I'll use them all, so keep them coming please.
    Thank you.
    Twerp
     
  8. sammy toaster

    sammy toaster New Member

    on carrickhill istood i stood
    and gaped across at holywood
    and as i gaped i saw afar
    my ma upon the kinnegar.
     
  9. gardm1nt

    gardm1nt New Member

    There was a little jerk called T.T, who was screwing his ma by the sea, she said stop plumbing theres somebody coming I know said the twerp its me.
     

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