is yours as thick as this

Discussion in 'Builders' Talk' started by jonob, Nov 18, 2008.

  1. jonob

    jonob Member

    put some guttering up at home today (new build)

    have got a 19 ft run and have put a 1 inch fall on it

    when you stand at back of garden you can see the fall against the edge of the tiles

    mrs comes home and sez its not level youve done it wrong ?

    what planet are they on ????
     
  2. BUILDABOY21

    BUILDABOY21 New Member

    Blonde I'm thinkin !!
     
  3. Mr. C

    Mr. C Member

    I found an round fridge thermometer in the drawer, so i thought i'd check the temp.(of the fridge, not the drawer). Next day her indoors wanted to know why i'd put a clock in the fridge. Yes she's blonde.
     
  4. jonob

    jonob Member

    you could'nt make it up could you ?

    :);)
     
  5. Mr. C

    Mr. C Member

    Bless her!! As long as she keeps the house clean & gets my tea on time I can forgive her for being stupid
     
  6. slapiton

    slapiton New Member

    she was right ,you shouldn,t notice the fall.
     
  7. blueassedfly!

    blueassedfly! New Member

    BE grateful for the stupid women in your life cos if they where smart they would not be there
     
  8. audi-evo

    audi-evo Active Member

    mine doesn't know where the programs go when you record on hd recorder................what? no tape?
     
  9. dryliner essex

    dryliner essex New Member

    mine think that all men are bigboys like in the porno films,how thick is she
     
  10. audi-evo

    audi-evo Active Member

    dryliner, do what i do, take your staley tape measure, cut out between 2" and 5" then join it back together, he presto, you have a nine incher ;)
    oh and if you watch porn with her, use the portable tv not the 50" WIDESCREEN!!!!!!!!
     
  11. kaintheo

    kaintheo New Member

    lol, it is funny,

    should have used deep flow, you put that in level. ;)
     
  12. HOTDOG ø

    HOTDOG ø Active Member

    When had my first car with a rev-counter ( way back in the 70's ) the missus complained that it was hard to tell the time in the new car
     
  13. Mr. Handyandy

    Mr. Handyandy Screwfix Select

    Deep flow put up level, is only deeper until it fills up with silt, debris and moss, then the downpipe gets blocked. You ought to get the water away NOW.



    Mr. Handyandy - really
     
  14. HOTDOG ø

    HOTDOG ø Active Member

    This is NOT a serious post HA...just in case you had not noticed ;)
     
  15. diyhopeful

    diyhopeful Active Member

    Where our ceilings sloped my missus wanted me to hang the curtain poles to match so the slope didn't show....

    Anyone else had this one ?
     
  16. Mr. C

    Mr. C Member

    Did jonob put in your ceiling ??
     
  17. mike pcs

    mike pcs New Member

    My sister in law is *.
    When it was raining she said "oh well, never mind, at least it will fill up the wiper bottle".
    Clearly, vehicle maintenance is not her strong point. Having said that, can't think of anything that is!*

    [Edited by: admin]
     
  18. chip off the block

    chip off the block New Member

    fall in gutteing is 1 in 600 as far as i knew so 3/8 would be correct fall but some manufacturers say put it level
     
  19. kaintheo

    kaintheo New Member

    lol, you know the graduation marks on the front of ships that tell you how much weight is on board?

    An ex of mine asked me what they were for so (as a joke) I told her they were to show how deep the water was because the boat would sink further into the deep water!

    She believed me!
     
  20. earl e finish

    earl e finish New Member

    My ex exclaimed "I always thought Rotterdam was abroad!" as we passed a sign for f*ing Rotherham.The phrase 'as thick as a gurkah's foreskin' springs to mind.
     

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