put some guttering up at home today (new build) have got a 19 ft run and have put a 1 inch fall on it when you stand at back of garden you can see the fall against the edge of the tiles mrs comes home and sez its not level youve done it wrong ? what planet are they on ????
I found an round fridge thermometer in the drawer, so i thought i'd check the temp.(of the fridge, not the drawer). Next day her indoors wanted to know why i'd put a clock in the fridge. Yes she's blonde.
Bless her!! As long as she keeps the house clean & gets my tea on time I can forgive her for being stupid
dryliner, do what i do, take your staley tape measure, cut out between 2" and 5" then join it back together, he presto, you have a nine incher oh and if you watch porn with her, use the portable tv not the 50" WIDESCREEN!!!!!!!!
When had my first car with a rev-counter ( way back in the 70's ) the missus complained that it was hard to tell the time in the new car
Deep flow put up level, is only deeper until it fills up with silt, debris and moss, then the downpipe gets blocked. You ought to get the water away NOW. Mr. Handyandy - really
Where our ceilings sloped my missus wanted me to hang the curtain poles to match so the slope didn't show.... Anyone else had this one ?
My sister in law is *. When it was raining she said "oh well, never mind, at least it will fill up the wiper bottle". Clearly, vehicle maintenance is not her strong point. Having said that, can't think of anything that is!* [Edited by: admin]
fall in gutteing is 1 in 600 as far as i knew so 3/8 would be correct fall but some manufacturers say put it level
lol, you know the graduation marks on the front of ships that tell you how much weight is on board? An ex of mine asked me what they were for so (as a joke) I told her they were to show how deep the water was because the boat would sink further into the deep water! She believed me!
My ex exclaimed "I always thought Rotterdam was abroad!" as we passed a sign for f*ing Rotherham.The phrase 'as thick as a gurkah's foreskin' springs to mind.