Guts or balls We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?" BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: "You're next, fat ***." I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject
Sophistication, is arriving home to find your spouse in bed with an interloper, and having the good manners to say: " Oh! I'm sorry I disturbed you - please carry on".... 'Balls' is the ability to carry on....... Lucia x