I have heard he has upped sticks & has moved lock stock & barrel to Mykonos to sell phalic shaped haggis souvenirs on the beach by day & by night, sell his services to discerning men for whom only a "time served" ring-piece is good enough
Or is he masquerading as someone else? Yeah, I'm kinda missin' the old git too. Maybe if we held some kind of screwfix forum funeral for him it would help us. What hymns do you think he would like us to sing?