Had trouble with my rolls royce engine the other day,had to turn back to singapore. They don't make 'em like they used to. :O
Anybody interested ??
I agree,especialy coal **** (Periparus ater) ,become quite pert at this time of year.
If you place the boxes facing east you will attract christian birds,if you wish to attract muslim birds then obviously the boxes will have to face...
I always have a christmas number 2 , it must be the sprouts. :O
Some people will buy anything ,eh Tom? (tee hee).
"......... 2 or 3 jobs lost/ £1m saved."
Only 162 billion 999 million to go then!
I'm feeling better already.
I don't bother to service my Bentley, i just buy a new one!
Now THATS poetry!
Bosoms, yes mmmmmmmmm
That's not poetry it's doggerel. :(
Mr. Grimsdale !! :(
The Light Brigade only lasted one charge.
Just a stopwatch and a baton.
Pastor Terry Jones, wasn't he in' The Life of Brian'?
I had a quick Cig at Eton.
Try MAPP gas
My keyboard hasn't even got a piano.
'CLAPTON IS GOD' tha knows!
No,but i'm eager.
All those down at my lodge are really nice chaps,
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