(1) Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. (2) Any man who brings a camera to a stag night may be legally killed and eaten by his...
My present is that I'm still safe and alive after all the terrible things that has happened in this world. I'm very thankful to be with my family...
Santa is visiting the sick childrens ward at a hospital."You poor thing" santa says, "but I'm afraid i'm out of body parts, here - have a piece of...
1. When she asks how she looks shrug and say "could be better" this will keep her on her toes and girls love that. 2. Never hold her hand. This...
I would like to wish everyone on the forum and beyond A Happy Christmas and a Happy, Prosperous, and above all Healthy New Year. May God...
My wife likes to serve Hollandaise Sauce on Chrome Plates. After all. There's no Plates like Chrome for the Hollandaise.
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How's about that, then? who am I ?
My wife attempted to drive through some floodwater, but the current was so strong that it washed her away. I'm heartbroken. I loved that car.....
Snot is a build up of mucous that is part of the filtration process for the air circulation in the body. But surely if the nose is full the hairs...
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We went to the theatre expecting to be entertained by a professional comedian albeit in the twilight of his career. We found a a grotesquely...
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