and his girl had just gotten married and found a nice hotel for their wedding night. The man approached the Front Desk and asked for a room. He said, 'This heerza special 'casion -- our honeymoon -- and we need a nice room with a good strong bed.' The clerk winked -- 'You want the 'Bridal'?' The cowboy reflected on this for a moment and then replied, Nope, reckon not. Guess I'll jist hold on to her ears til she gits used to it.'