Adam Lambert documentary

Er... who channelled their inner Nigel Havers today? no one, why do I give valuable life changing advice to you lot? I was getting ready for stage two and no one even did it.

I met Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen at a show once, he is quite a character, increadibly charismatic, an outstanding example of my channelling Nigel Havers theory in that his charm and persona is what he profits from, most wouldn't even know, or care that he is actually a serious historical academic.

Anyway I'm very dissappointed with all of you.
 
Er... who channelled their inner Nigel Havers today? no one, why do I give valuable life changing advice to you lot? I was getting ready for stage two and no one even did it.

I met Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen at a show once, he is quite a character, increadibly charismatic, an outstanding example of my channelling Nigel Havers theory in that his charm and persona is what he profits from, most wouldn't even know, or care that he is actually a serious historical academic.

Anyway I'm very dissappointed with all of you.
I wouldn't be too dissapointed Alan. This morning I went into work and there is a chap in our vehichle maintenance dept who has a face like a bulldog and never smiles was looking over at me. I smiled and waved at him and shouted good morning. He looked at me and then waved back. A very rare thing for him to even acknowledge anyone.
 
I wouldn't be too dissapointed Alan. This morning I went into work and there is a chap in our vehichle maintenance dept who has a face like a bulldog and never smiles was looking over at me. I smiled and waved at him and shouted good morning. He looked at me and then waved back. A very rare thing for him to even acknowledge anyone.

Ok, this is a good start, well done, you have now experienced the power of Nigel Havers, but I can't change lives and fulfil your full Nigel Havers without a bit more effort, we have to stick to the rules, one compliment per person, delivered over 3 days, for any life changing effect you have to keep up, not keeping up will only mean you are not ready for stage two, now, let's see how you get on tomorrow and see if we can improve your progress, I know you can do it, you are the master of your own personal Havers.
 
What’s with all this Nigel Havers shoite? Just looked on Wikipedia and he had a string of affairs whilst married, top bloke!
 
Ok, this is a good start, well done, you have now experienced the power of Nigel Havers, but I can't change lives and fulfil your full Nigel Havers without a bit more effort, we have to stick to the rules, one compliment per person, delivered over 3 days, for any life changing effect you have to keep up, not keeping up will only mean you are not ready for stage two, now, let's see how you get on tomorrow and see if we can improve your progress, I know you can do it, you are the master of your own personal Havers.
I think Nigel Havers could take a few tips from me and become more bright spark. That could well improve his image.
 
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