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Most sensible thing you've ever said
Adam Lambert documentary
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Maybe we've all got a touch of 'the havers' on the forum - we just don't know it 
Just looked the meaning up:
In Scottish English, haver - from the Scots havers (oats) - means "to maunder; to talk foolishly; to chatter," as heard in the song "I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)" by The Proclaimers.
Just looked the meaning up:
In Scottish English, haver - from the Scots havers (oats) - means "to maunder; to talk foolishly; to chatter," as heard in the song "I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)" by The Proclaimers.
bright_Spark
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Its not for me, Lena would really twist my ears hard if she thought that I was acting like him. Russian women can be very cruel.Maybe we've all got a touch of 'the havers' on the forum - we just don't know it
Just looked the meaning up:
In Scottish English, haver - from the Scots havers (oats) - means "to maunder; to talk foolishly; to chatter," as heard in the song "I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)" by The Proclaimers.
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Who talks foolishly?Maybe we've all got a touch of 'the havers' on the forum - we just don't know it
Just looked the meaning up:
In Scottish English, haver - from the Scots havers (oats) - means "to maunder; to talk foolishly; to chatter," as heard in the song "I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)" by The Proclaimers.
bright_Spark
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You again.Who talks foolishly?
Ind spark
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Me? When?
bright_Spark
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Its something you do without realising, a bit like @Bazza-spark who is extremely camp without realising, but we all know.
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He is camp
bright_Spark
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yes I know, we all know but only poor old Bazza doesn't. Its like you, your a simpleton but you dont know but yet we all think it without saying.
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How long until you leave again
bright_Spark
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exactly 1 week to go. This time next week I will be on the ferry accross to santanderHow long until you leave again
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The bank
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Alan22
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It's not about the character of the human, you need to read the previous posts, channelling your inner Nigel Havers is a psychological mechanism for just one stage, the first stage, of improving your life and the lives of those around you, I'm very dissappointed that this proven ground breaking self improvement technique is met with cynicism, how am I supposed to improve your lives if you don't do the simplest first stage.
The reason Nigel Havers had affairs is because he succumbed to the huge attraction he created, this proving my technique successful, but also demonstrating the dangers of owning such powerful charisma, in stage two we address that, I would never be so irresponsible to teach you such vast power of charisma without first teaching how to handle it, you have to stick to the plan, or you could end up like the real Nigel Havers, bomarded by women just throwing themselves at you, and you too weak to resist, don't worry, in stage two I will set you simple exercises where you learn to respectfully turn down beautiful women and avoid any unethical situations that your new found power attracts.
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tbh I saw Nigel Havers and switched off (didn’t read the rest).
How do you know my life needs improving, I mean yes it could do with it, but how do you assume to know?
You sound like a parent/teacher
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Because you are on an internet forum at 11.15 at night? where is Nigel Havers? what is he doing right now? he is in a cocktail bar in Monacco, fighting off women half his age, or maybe not fighting them off but that's another story best not to get into, where was I?..yes, who doesn't need to improve their chances in life? apart from Nigel Havers obviously, who doesn't need remided of the simple steps toward success? they are easy, free, and fun, and immediate, there are no downsides to being a better you.
If you don't believe me try the simple steps in post 68, at worst you will brighten someones day, at best you will begin the journey to greater personal success.
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I am on the forum because I’m slightly bored, my wife is asleep and I’m on call. I can’t use any of that as I work in social housing so would either get reported, beaten on or both. I don’t really have friends just work colleague friends, who just feel the need to have banter or make me feel bad about myself.
bright_Spark
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Well fear not my friend, every one of us are on here for varied reasons and life in general prevents us from sipping Martini in Monacco each evening. True friends I can probably count on one hand which are my old school chums. I am probably the most liked and popular character at my work, everyone loves me and I will tell you my secret. Humour and that is it!!!! I make people laugh & smile, I do not upset people and I do not talk behind peoples backs. You never know what other people are going through in their personal lives and being on a forum at 11.15pm at night does not make anyone a loser. It makes no difference either talking in person or typing to people, it is all communication in one form or another. One thing in life that I have learnt and it is a fact, if you can laugh and smile you will always feel good and the world isnt such a dangerous place. I seriously have and do travel all over the world on a motorcycle solo and I make friends through brief encounters who I still keep in touch with to this very day. The only way I can keep in touch is through my computer or my phone. So do not think that you should be sat in Monacco sipping Martini as those that do are probably very lonely people with issues you do not know about. So I will raise a glass to us all on here and who are communicating, cheers guys.
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You really are grate