An Engineer has been found:^O

Discussion in 'Engineers' Talk' started by Clark Kent, Jan 7, 2007.

  1. Clark Kent

    Clark Kent New Member

    As long as you don't try and get him out through a
    top entry channel of the constraining building then
    your hopes are high on early release with good
    behaviour.



    Mmm..


    They are after the young chap on the forum, the one who gets all upset..




    :O
     
  2. OK will remember that born in 81 I recall. A thatchers child.

    Bring back Tiger feet. Oh time for bed cant stop humming the tune.

    Cheers
     
  3. Clark Kent

    Clark Kent New Member

    Great News...


    The engineer has been released, unfortunately, the hijacked plane landed in Hawaii..


    There will be a period of debriefing and rest, before flying back to the States..


    (And hopefully back to the UK)
     
  4. Clark Kent

    Clark Kent New Member

    Stop press:



    Another Engineer has been sent from the USA, arriving later tonight at Birmingham Airport, should be en route to Leicester sometime tomorrow..


    :)
     
  5. Yes but baggage Tax just went up he will need another $500 up front to get his tools on the same flight.

    Bummer!
     
  6. Clark Kent

    Clark Kent New Member

    So, thats £12.899 so far...


    And he hasn't fixed the job yet..:O
     
  7. fooman

    fooman New Member

    he arrived in birmingham safely lastnight but had to return back to the USA this morning as he had forgot to get his wife some flowers and a card for valentines day :(
     
  8. Clark Kent

    Clark Kent New Member

    he arrived in birmingham safely lastnight but had to
    return back to the USA this morning as he had forgot
    to get his wife some flowers and a card for
    valentines day :(



    Don't worry Interflore Worldwide saved him from disgrace at the last moment..the plane was just about to take off and was suddenly stopped...


    HE WILL BE HERE TOMORROW..





    (sometime..:O)
     
  9. Clark Kent

    Clark Kent New Member

    HE's ARRIVED...:)


    Staying at the local Holiday Inn tonight..


    Will be fixing the problem tomorrow...:)



    :O
     
  10. Clark Kent

    Clark Kent New Member

    He's just called me..:)


    Will be here at 8pm, after he's finished at the bar in the hotel..:O



    :'(
     
  11. fooman

    fooman New Member

    still no sign of him and its well past 8pm now :(
     
  12. Clark Kent

    Clark Kent New Member

    still no sign of him and its well past 8pm now :(


    He has been arrested for drunk and disorderly behaviour...:(


    Will be released tomorrow, after a night in the cells..:(:(



    (£13,850 so far the cost)


    Hells Bells..
     
  13. He told me he got here a new belt and a bag for Valentines day? Says the hoovers working a treat now.

    Typical engineer
     
  14. Clark Kent

    Clark Kent New Member

    That must be a different engineer Albert..




    My engineer is still in the police cells after a bit of 'bother' with a police officer...


    He's being released on bail tomorrow..
     
  15. Id still like to define the difference between Drunk and Disorderly. I think they play on that one?

    Just when can they detain an engineer whos having a pleasant time and maybe walk 2 forward and three back and say your Disorderly but if he spews up over a hedge by walking 5 forward and 1 back then hes just drunk.

    Funny old world.

    I do hope he sobers up for a Monday start mate.
     
  16. gardm1nt

    gardm1nt New Member

    Is he out?
     
  17. Clark Kent

    Clark Kent New Member

    Is he out?


    Cold...


    He's promised me he will be here tomorrow, after a good nights sleep in his hotel...


    (seeing is believing)
     
  18. Clark Kent

    Clark Kent New Member

    Success...:)


    He has been and fixed the job in question...:):)


    He's on the plane back home well done...
     
  19. fooman

    fooman New Member

    been that long i have forgot what the job was :(
     
  20. gardm1nt

    gardm1nt New Member

    i hope he didn't forget any tools.
     

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