[b]INVESTMENT OPPORTUNITY[/b]

Discussion in 'Electricians' Talk' started by ban-all-sheds, Jan 22, 2007.

  1. ban-all-sheds

    ban-all-sheds New Member

    <u>INVESTMENT OPPORTUNITY</u>

    Following recent ground-breaking work on new technologies for heating elements, a dynamic new start-up company is poised to take the market by storm with a range of appliances which will offer dramatic savings on electricity bills.

    Using a hitherto unknown feature of high-resistance heating elements, the company will be manufacturing new and exciting products which will outperform traditional appliances whilst consuming a fraction of the power.

    The company's Chief Officer and research scientist, Andrew Hands, explains the theory:

    "With the generation of heat by electric conductors carrying current, the degree of heating for a given current is proportional to the electrical resistance of the conductor.

    If the resistance is high, a large amount of heat is generated.

    By using heating elements of, for example, a quarter of a million ohms, far higher than a traditional electric shower element of only five to seven ohms, we can make a shower which will outperform traditional ones because of it's hotter element, and yet use less than one ten-thousandth of a unit of electricity compared with the two or three units that the traditional design uses.

    A kettle made with a high resistance element will boil water five times faster than an old-fashioned one but will consume less electricity in 25 years of daily use than the old-fashioned one will use in just one day.

    The potential for savings in customers' electricity bills is enormous
    ".

    Having perfected the research, the company, "Handy Andy Hardly Any", (referring to the name of the founder and the key feature of their products) is seeking to raise capital to be able to go into full production.

    The manufacturing subsidiary will be called HAHA Products
    (from the initial letters of the parent company).

    These products will be entering the market at time when awareness of the need to reduce energy consumption is at unprecedented levels, and we confidently expect demand for them to be extremely high. Investors who subscribe to the IPO will see a very rapid growth in the value of their investment and substantial dividend returns.

    For full financial and regulatory statements, including the official prospectus, please contact the company's Chief Financial Officer:

    Mr Ivor Binhad,
    HAHA Products plc,
    42 Letsby Ave.,
    Trash Green,
    West Berkshire
    RG30 1FU
     
  2. NikT

    NikT New Member

    Count me in!
    :^O...:D...:)...:(...:_|
     
  3. X

    X New Member

    BAS... you have surpassed your self
     
  4. unphased

    unphased Screwfix Select

    Gotta say B-A-S. That's brilliant! :^O

    UP
     
  5. daff

    daff New Member

    Iv'e bought some shares, I could'nt resist myself.
     
  6. Clark Kent

    Clark Kent New Member

    :O.....................:)
     
  7. Elec Tech

    Elec Tech Member

    Ingenious Andrew Hands

    Ivor bigun
     
  8. fooman

    fooman New Member

    very good BAS :^O

    look forward to what the founder of the company has to say later at the press conference :)
     
  9. TonkaToy

    TonkaToy New Member

    Watts the current price for shares?

    Will takeup of the product be 'ampered by corporate interests?

    Will there be resistance to this new technology?

    Sounds like a priceless joule though, will it be required in all new ohm builds do you think?
     
  10. X

    X New Member

    As long as there no constraints in the design currently
     
  11. Ant1981

    Ant1981 New Member

    very good BAS :^O

    look forward to what the founder of the company has
    to say later at the press conference :)

    The press conference will be held in a B&Q store to be announced, by a guy wearing an orange pinny.
     
  12. fooman

    fooman New Member

    very good BAS :^O

    look forward to what the founder of the company
    has
    to say later at the press conference :)

    The press conference will be held in a B&Q store to
    be announced, by a guy wearing an orange pinny.

    :^o :^O :^O
     
  13. sinewave

    sinewave Screwfix Select

    Very drole young Terence, very drole! ;)
     
  14. Pompey Sparks

    Pompey Sparks New Member

    Sums up the crux that long debate perfectly - point well (and humorously) made B-A-S!
     
  15. Moses

    Moses Member

    I would like to buy some shares as well, i don't want to
    be left out of this super investment opportunity as
    energy prices are expected to go up n up in the future!!!

    Please someone post the registered company address(Handy
    Andy Company), so that I can purchase the Shares.

    Gratefully appreciated!!
     
  16. Lokkars Daisy

    Lokkars Daisy New Member

  17. tallow nob

    tallow nob New Member

    Excellent BAS

    TN
     
  18. Posts: 5,802
    Registered: Oct 15, 2003
    INVESTMENT OPPORTUNITY


    You might all lose your shirts you *****

    Mr Handy andy - Really

    [Edited by: forum admin]
     
  19. X

    X New Member

    You might all lose your shirts you *******

    Why ?
     
  20. *welsh.wizard*

    *welsh.wizard* New Member

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