[b]jokes[/b]

Discussion in 'Electricians' Talk' started by decorator A1, Sep 10, 2006.

  1. decorator A1

    decorator A1 New Member

    Q: How tall is the average union electrician?
    A: Don't know. Never seen one stand up.

    Q: How do you know when a union electrician is dead?
    A: The doughnut rolls out of his hand.
     
  2. BusterGonad

    BusterGonad New Member

    Ha fookin Ha. Decorator. Says it all really. Rub down the skirts, prime the wood. How skilled a job that is. So much satsifaction. Now that's a fookin funny joke!!!
     
  3. autonull

    autonull New Member

    would these jokes apply to any electrician or just those that belong to a union ?
     
  4. Ripped Off

    Ripped Off New Member

    Q ~ How do you know a painters flogging his nuts off.

    A ~ The paints dry
     
  5. decorator A1

    decorator A1 New Member

    did that hit a nerve buster?
     
  6. steve CF

    steve CF New Member

    what do decorates use for contraception ?

    personality
     
  7. Forum Admin

    Forum Admin New Member

    Rather than a dig at electricians, I think decorator is rather having a dig at unions.
     
  8. sinewave

    sinewave Screwfix Select

    No shi<u></u>t Sherlock!
     
  9. prosparks

    prosparks New Member

    Q.What does Steve CF use instead of spell check ?
    A. Nothing !

    Just teasing you Steve........
    regards
     
  10. BusterGonad

    BusterGonad New Member

    did that hit a nerve buster?

    Nerve, electricians don't have nerves. Not the game to be in with shaky hands. 25 years as a union ' spark '. My family went without food whilst I stood behind my fellow friends on the picket line showing my support. No work no money back then. Never crossed over the line did I. I'm no scab. When a spark downs tools we close rank, when a decorator downs tools it's to have a w@nk.
     
  11. decorator A1

    decorator A1 New Member

    best thing to do with shaky hands
     
  12. Ant1981

    Ant1981 New Member

    did that hit a nerve buster?

    Nerve, electricians don't have nerves. Not the game
    to be in with shaky hands. 25 years as a union '
    spark '. My family went without food whilst I stood
    behind my fellow friends on the picket line showing
    my support. No work no money back then. Never crossed
    over the line did I. I'm no scab. When a spark downs
    tools we close rank, when a decorator downs tools
    it's to have a w@nk.

    The Sun?
     
  13. decorator A1

    decorator A1 New Member

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