[b]jokes[/b]

[decorator A1]

Q: How tall is the average union electrician?
A: Don't know. Never seen one stand up.

Q: How do you know when a union electrician is dead?
A: The doughnut rolls out of his hand.

 

[BusterGonad]

Ha fookin Ha. Decorator. Says it all really. Rub down the skirts, prime the wood. How skilled a job that is. So much satsifaction. Now that's a fookin funny joke!!!

 

[autonull]

would these jokes apply to any electrician or just those that belong to a union ?

 

[Ripped Off]

Q ~ How do you know a painters flogging his nuts off.

A ~ The paints dry

 

[decorator A1]

did that hit a nerve buster?

 

[steve CF]

what do decorates use for contraception ?

personality

 

[Forum Admin]

Rather than a dig at electricians, I think decorator is rather having a dig at unions.

 

[sinewave]

No shi<u></u>t Sherlock!

 

[prosparks]

Q.What does Steve CF use instead of spell check ?
A. Nothing !

Just teasing you Steve........
regards

 

[BusterGonad]

did that hit a nerve buster?

Nerve, electricians don't have nerves. Not the game to be in with shaky hands. 25 years as a union ' spark '. My family went without food whilst I stood behind my fellow friends on the picket line showing my support. No work no money back then. Never crossed over the line did I. I'm no scab. When a spark downs tools we close rank, when a decorator downs tools it's to have a w@nk.

 

[decorator A1]

best thing to do with shaky hands

 

[Ant1981]

did that hit a nerve buster?

Nerve, electricians don't have nerves. Not the game
to be in with shaky hands. 25 years as a union '
spark '. My family went without food whilst I stood
behind my fellow friends on the picket line showing
my support. No work no money back then. Never crossed
over the line did I. I'm no scab. When a spark downs
tools we close rank, when a decorator downs tools
it's to have a w@nk.

The Sun?

 

[decorator A1]

memory