"Baby on board"

Discussion in 'Just Talk' started by Removed 4, Feb 5, 2010.

  1. Removed 4

    Removed 4 New Member

    No, don't panic dears, I'm not up the duff or nothink!

    This is just a little protest against those proud and over protective parents displaying that riduclous notice on their rear window. "Keep your distance, give my child a chance!"

    OK, fair enough, I'll hang back if I can see the bairn 'on board', it's quite the decent thing to do - but it seems to me that certain unscrupulous parents have been displaying that sign 24-7, whether the child is on board or not. This clearly gives them an unfair advantage against a rear shunt and it must surely contravene the 'Trades Description Act' or something?



    Lucia x
     
  2. chippie244

    chippie244 Super Member

    I always tailgate them till I can verify if a child is present.
     
  3. Mr GrimNasty

    Mr GrimNasty Active Member

    I always tailgate flashing like a loon until I can overtake dangerously and slam on the anchors. Someone has to tell them the baby has apparently fallen out the window!
     
  4. Mr GrimNasty

    Mr GrimNasty Active Member

    Or maybe it just indicates that the driver is emotionally immature and will start crying for their mummy if you road-rage them?
     
  5. Removed 4

    Removed 4 New Member

    I'll tell you another thing that gets on my *:

    Those dirty great camper-type vans with the notice on the back door: "Stay 3 Metres clear for wheelchair access". OK, fair enough, if they happen to be in the stacking area on M20, but it's not very welcome in a residents-only parking area......


    Lucia x

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  6. Mr GrimNasty

    Mr GrimNasty Active Member

    And can you be 'on-board' a car?
     
  7. Removed 4

    Removed 4 New Member

    Aye Aye Cap'n......



    x
     
  8. Mr GrimNasty

    Mr GrimNasty Active Member

    One for T: 'God is my co-pilot'.

    Barf.
     
  9. Mr GrimNasty

    Mr GrimNasty Active Member

    'Honk if you love Jesus'.

    Oh lord save us from these morons.
     
  10. Mr GrimNasty

    Mr GrimNasty Active Member

    Almost forgot - stick on mud/bullet holes/frangipanis Y O Y O Y O Y O Y?
     
  11. Removed 4

    Removed 4 New Member

    'God is our co-pilot'


    This is a Ferarri. Just two seats, remember? 'God is our co-pilot' - so, where's he goin' to sit (slap!)?



    Lucia x
     
  12. Mr GrimNasty

    Mr GrimNasty Active Member

    Ferrari? Lambo Diablo for added irony surely?
     
  13. joinerjohn

    joinerjohn New Member

    I particularly hate those cars that have stickers on the back saying in 1/2" high letters " If you can read this your too close"

    Why don't they print them with 3" high letters??


    Then I wouldn't have to drive too close so I could read the sticker !!!

    Morons
     
  14. Removed 4

    Removed 4 New Member

    Perhaps I'm misremembering it Kandy? I thought that Deano and the other priest were in a red Ferrari and that the Lambo was driven by a busty lady with her 'girlfriend' next to her?

    I must watch it again, it was such a great filim......



    Lucia x
     
  15. Removed 4

    Removed 4 New Member

    And don't get me started on those 'sanctimonious' Christian 'drivers displaying the sign of the fish on their rear ends!

    Those fishy signs are almost as difficult to prise orf a motor as a VW badge is. I wouldn't mind so much if the driver were a Roman Catholic, but they're almost always C of E, or complete nutcases.......



    Lucia.
     
  16. chippie244

    chippie244 Super Member

    I like the fish with feet :)
     
  17. Removed 4

    Removed 4 New Member

    I prefer it with chips.....


    x
     
  18. chippie244

    chippie244 Super Member

    creationist :)
     
  19. Removed 4

    Removed 4 New Member

    Perhaps someone could explain why a certain species of old fish would suddenly decide to grow a pair of legs and casually saunter onto the land and make his way to the nearest Volkswagen dealer?

    That's not what I calls evolution!


    lu x
     
  20. Captain Leaky

    Captain Leaky New Member

    This sticker is

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